someecards (someecards) is a Business on Twitter - Tweets

IMPORTANT FACT: Dogs make everything better: http://t.co/yYU5jSxXCY

37 minutes ago

12 tweets that are more hotly anticipated than the Xbox One. http://t.co/SbOzqLwhnl

1 hour ago

Good News: High Heels That Cause Permanent Damage to Ankles, Posture And Tendons Won't Give You Bunions http://t.co/UD0Kig0so1

1 hour ago

Drinking to your friends' health? Do it with a "May you live long enough to s**t yourself" shot glass: http://t.co/ydr0yakYLi

Florida Biologist Wrestles With, Decapitates 18-Foot Python In The Name Of Science http://t.co/PR10uV0c1v

What if YouTube had existed all throughout history? http://t.co/JbqJfzyPNp

Court Rules People Are Just Going To Have To Imagine Bin Laden's Lifeless Corpse Being Dumped Into Ocean http://t.co/hak9A7an1Q

They deserve to know what a catch you are: http://t.co/MlAvqOgYMJ

Make your summer internship memorable: http://t.co/kmCen4iYA1

Test answer shows child already has a head start on his 20s. http://t.co/3Htr722vGp

Some people just sweat an ungodly amount: http://t.co/jZmjNdh5lL

Months Of Headlines Featuring Company's Name Next To Word 'Feces' Is Taking Its Toll On Carnival's Profits http://t.co/fGsMgcha9w

If Game of Thrones took place entirely on Facebook: Season 3, Episode 8. http://t.co/PgbFt2rl35

Microsoft Unveils Next-Generation Way For 8th Graders To Hurl Homophobic Slurs At You http://t.co/gkXPQML1yc

4 hours ago

Let her know you're thinking of her semi-nude: http://t.co/1ZXVBr1ocL

4 hours ago

One man's avatar tattoos will make you feel good about every decision you've ever made. (Kinda NSFW). http://t.co/ok76rlcSxV

4 hours ago

Kid shows up to take his college entrance exams with a suit, top hat, and cane, using a quill pen. http://t.co/glYEnQwPDi

5 hours ago

Sneaky way to compliment hot girls in your office: http://t.co/DVGKoRmHJf

5 hours ago

You don't want to be seen with them in public otherwise: http://t.co/HPFGNWXFsF

6 hours ago