Frank Cassano (@portlandmercury)


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Good Morning, News: Someone Tell Florida to Stop Giving Bill Cosby Standing Ovations
Airline says PDX owes them $40,000 for poop-flavored water. And you thought $50 for bags was outrageous.
Some sweet-ass eye candy from the Justin Timberlake show. Hubba hubba. AWOOGA. Wha? We're a dignified news source.
This week's film reviews: Katniss kicking ass (kinda), the love life of Stephen Hawking, and all that jazz.
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: To the person who suggested I add Fritos to my glass of V8 juice: I hereby award you the NOBEL PRIZE FOR BEST IDEA EVE…
RT @alex_falcone: I took my rants about Serial to the Portland Mercury. HE DID IT!
Win tix to see Back Fence PDX tonight at the Hollywood, with true stories about sex, lies, and social media!
Good Morning, News! Someone did something about immigration! A (likely incendiary) Ferguson verdict may come today.
RT @theriaultpdx: It's all over at the #pdxstreettax hearing. No council Qs—because they all had other places to be. READ IT ALL HERE. htt…
RT @theriaultpdx: Again, more than 70% of the general fund goes to police/firefighters/parks. Scraps for the rest, including @PBOTInfo. htt…
RT @theriaultpdx: Romain, asked if he'd cut cops/fire/parks first, called "BS": "That's like 'When did you stop beating your wife?'" http:/…
RT @dirquez: Cops say they rarely hand out low-level tickets for pot. That's not the case.
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Look for me in the front row of tonight's @jtimberlake concert! (I'll be the one screaming for old Mickey Mouse Club s…
RT @meganireneb: Just one of many compelling reasons the #NationalBookAwards are dead to me:
RT @theriaultpdx: Regular Oregonians "are willing to pay fair share. As long as wealthy Oregonians are willing to pay fair share." http://t…
RT @theriaultpdx: .@AmandaFritzRN: "I don't want to be person talking to family member who's bereft because we didn't do safety work." http…
RT @theriaultpdx: The Street Fee Live Blog! The Street Fee Live Blog! EEEeeeeeeEEEEEE!
RT @theriaultpdx: The Street Fee Live Blog! The Street Fee Live Blog! EEEeeeeeeEEEEEE!
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Look, I don't judge you for your Game of Thrones nonsense... so don't judge ME for my behavior at the @jtimberlake con…
Hold onto your niblets--looks like we might get a recount on the GMO measure.

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Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.