Frank Cassano (@portlandmercury)


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RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Portland will happily send water down to California—in exchange for their Ryan Goslings and Channing Tatumses.
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Kraft Mac & Cheese will no longer be that weird day-glow orange. MIND YOUR OWN BIZNATCH, NUCLEAR REGULATORY COMMISSION…
RT @endhits: we listen to Ska Americana Dub Grass so you don't have to
RT @KenJennings: Can't believe they went and named a bread after Dave's killer. :(
RT @erik_henriksen: every once in a while you see something that reminds you why life is worth living (cc: @ElinorJo…
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Note to world: If you look and dress like Kenny G, do not get angry when I ask if you're Kenny G.
RT @endhits: In 30 yrs, when musicians ask for fan-captured photos/video to accompany the deluxe multimedia box set, we are all going to la…
RT @endhits: whoa, Meth Teeth reunion opening for Mac DeMarco on Wed?
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Waitasecond... the new #FullHouse isn't about Dr. House after his second trip to the buffet?
Savage Love Letter of the Day She didn't tell him about her abortion when he asked—But did he ask the right question?
A review of the band who brought the world the weirdo rap-rock classic “Epic” @FaithNoMore
Good Morning, News: Freedom attacked! Squeezed by Lloyd's of London! Political backstabbing!
Happy 420! Wait, WTF is 420? #happy420 #themoreyouknow
4/20, 4:20pm. Celebrate by taking the @portlandmercury pot survey!
Mid-sized city comedy scenes: not just a layover en route to LAX.
BREAKING FOOD CART NEWS, @BrunchBox food cart is closing.
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: #Happy420? Don't forget those of us suffering from #Paranoid420 and #TerrifiedofChihuahuas420.
.@_TheEnglishDept celebrates 10 years #tonight
Leon Bridges @leonbridges at the Crystal Ballroom, April 16, 2015.
#Poutineforthepeople at @TheOriginalPDX and @acidmothers it’s happening tonight!

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Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.