Frank Cassano (@portlandmercury)

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BREAKING OLD PERSON NEWS: "David Crosby Doesn't Like Neil Young's New Girlfriend." http://t.co/T19rb3ujSh
RT @TenderLovingEmp: Some good stuff in the @portlandmercury Soundcloud rundown today: http://t.co/Y5q22HEOLM
Get the latest happs from the TBA Fest with the Merc's TBA Blog! http://t.co/tbFbp55lEV
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: G-damn it! Apple put a U2 album on my phone! And random songs by Kelly Clarkson?! And Smashmouth!?! (Oh, wait... those…
If you don't want to learn how to make the perfect French tart... then I just don't know what to do with you. http://t.co/0SX6rhywcG
Senators discuss ISIS, violent footballers, and Nintendo Fruit Snacks Rap! It's @dirquez with Good Morning News! http://t.co/FoyVmk14Eq
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: I'm surprised there isn't a new incarnation of the Spice Girls—just so they could introduce "Pumpkin Spice."
Has Portland's police learned from Ferguson? Taser incident followed by reports, 911 calls, and video. http://t.co/rQqMVNZaLd
Get smart about sex w/ @qcenter "Sexual Health Series" including lectures on the "War on Sex" & "Ethical Sluthood." http://t.co/C1oZnUOU13
Welcome to tonight's nightmare: A Miss America ventriloquist act. http://t.co/fPqP1GzF4B
Homophobes take their fight overseas, and Kanye West is an a-hole AGAIN. It's @WmSteveHumphrey w/ Good Morning News! http://t.co/HOajKD0krp
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: I saw an actual phone booth on the street today and was tempted to use it! Then I saw the receiver. :(
The smartest thing you'll read about Katy Perry today. http://t.co/D1mVAXKVuY
Pot supporters go after the young vote & Obama's plan to fight ISIS is... urr... complicated. It's Good Morning News! http://t.co/WWUb9hen7J
Casey Maxwell, owner of the late, great Matador, tells @portlandmercury the real reason his bar closed. http://t.co/bVtX7IVHjT
The new Street Fee proposal is here... cue civic outrage!!! http://t.co/HLVDC8uh3u
Meet the Mercury's new Arts Editor, @meganireneb! She likes Game of Thrones, guys... so everything's cool. http://t.co/qbmWK4TbRX
Farewell, dear Matador! RIP to one of our fave PDX dive bars. http://t.co/beseJ4xt83
RT @dirquez: Damn It. There Goes the Matador. http://t.co/uvIChYkm8H
RT @theriaultpdx: The city's just announced its three police reform monitor finalists. The @portlandmercury first had the scoop Friday. htt…

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Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.