Frank Cassano (@portlandmercury)

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Time to get wet! Don't miss @TheBigFloat this Sunday! Deets here: http://t.co/jI74yZyilk
RT @alisonhallett: Are you an Oregon author/creator with a book out this fall or winter? Tell me about it! NOW! (So I can put it in the Mer…
Here's the new 50 Shades of Grey trailer (AKA "Soft Porn in Mom Jeans"). http://t.co/NuX7uwRRdx
RT @adamewood: Oh, how I've searched, longed and pined for #deepdish in #PDX that's good. I found it! http://t.co/KHJC96JkJL
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Dear "Craigslist Killers": You're making my search for an affordable wireless inkjet color printer very difficult.
@maryhoulie @EmoPhilips Ohhhh! Sorry! We're just used to reading the newspapers about him killing people.
Time to vote for @WmSteveHumphrey Worst. Night. EVER! (Includes sending him to Eugene's Fairy Festival. Shudder!) http://t.co/A0wxQDwnof
@maryhoulie @EmoPhilips Sorry, we forgot to take into account Emo's serial killer past... he "did VERY WELL at Bridgetown."
. @EmoPhilips KILLED at Bridgetown this year... and lucky you? He's coming back! Woot! Woot! http://t.co/POPUd0hJ7P
RT @BLPDX: Never mind the hipster meatfests in "Best Overall"—we got #1 in @portlandmercury's "Best Veg*n" category. Thanks PDX! http://t.c…
RT @IanKarmel: This week in the @PortlandMercury I wrote about the curse of "Because it's next."
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Gonna adopt a boy and make him fight crazy people. Happy #BatmanDay
RT @theriaultpdx: Old Town redevelopment plan still mired in controversy—we've seen some internal city emails—still likely to advance .http…
A witness to a police shooting is also apparently an authority on shrubbery. OKAY! http://t.co/OCKM3b2dBl
RT @AdrianChen: The @portlandmercury's Burger Week is the 1st thing to make me want to move back to PDX https://t.co/bGUfUhgtaP
RT @mercperks: New! Buy a VIP pass to July 27th's @TheBigFloat at half-off! http://t.co/7l2kx7q1ej
The triumphant return of "Ask a Soiled Mattress Down by the River." http://t.co/kJLTayWpfB
Beloved PDX bar Expatriate is on TV tonight! SQUEEE! Check out an exclusive sneak peek of the episode! http://t.co/tUxePqcFtM
RT @jakethomas2009: I'm so Portland, I remember when @portlandmercury first ran it's Soiled Mattress column. Nice to see it make a come bac…
Meet the Double Barrel Burger—one of the delicious offerings for #PDXBurgerWeek (God I love burger porn.) http://t.co/EFsaajuoR8

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Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.