Frank Cassano (@portlandmercury)

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RT @sarahmirk: Nice quote in @portlandmercury this week from @DontShootPdx. http://t.co/PxfVyYnkDK
It's worse than you thought! @Dirquez just posted horrifying, up-close video of the Morrison Bridge's crumbling deck. http://t.co/4i1m7iG2i7
Portland hometown hotties @TheDecemberists sing YouTube comments on Jimmy Kimmel! http://t.co/3RlnbgmgN1
RT @BaseCampBrewing: w00t this Saturday's #Collabofest is shapin up to be a helluva good time. Come join us in support of #pdxbeer #pdxnow …
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: SkyMall files for bankruptcy; airlines desperately look for another method of transmitting avian bird flu.
Making infrastructure sizzle? @AmandaFritzRN beats her colleagues to the punch with a plan to better spend surplus $. http://t.co/4gf8NZFGVK
HEY LOOK. @Erik_Henriksen correctly explains why this week's I, Anonymous writer ought to banned from movie theaters. http://t.co/RIrz6urc0u
It's Good Morning, News! Presented by the Doomsday Clock, WASP names, and the GOP's denial of human climate change! http://t.co/h1FVqOIyFC
Patti Smith's show at the Crystal last night was so *perfectly* Patti Smith, we couldn't help reliving our joy today. http://t.co/muvDgZUrNu
Finally, nerds: Knowing about Melville might pay off! We've got tix to Portland Story Theater's new show, The Essex. http://t.co/DDxicjVh3b
RT @opbmusic: Here's the @portlandmercury w/ the backstory on the real-life coyote commuter that inspired Modest Mouse's new video http://t…
Someone "Snowdened" the U of O, and the State of the Union... in emoji. It's Good Morning News! http://t.co/bJsc5v2LDg
What a night for music! Patti Smith AND The Decemberists? That's a lot of BAM! http://t.co/xASHwleu7J
Hate your terrible driver's license photo? Help may be on the way! http://t.co/c7eq65jGlJ
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: A reader insinuates I should get my head chopped off for my American Sniper review. (I have that effect on people.) ht…
A new Modest Mouse video? Featuring a coyote riding the MAX? Yes, please! http://t.co/xFxwDCCPi9
Savage Love Letter of the Day: "Ask first, suck later?" http://t.co/ASqBpqEwZp
Anti-abortion rally gets snubbed by football game, and the 1% just keep getting richer. It's Good Morning News! http://t.co/P3xf2HtXiG
And now... a quote from Mitt Romney that may kill you through a combination of laughter and vomit. http://t.co/ExWrmU7K2h
Prominent "Street Fee" critic was recently elected head of the Multnomah County Republican Party. Huh. WEIRD. http://t.co/dvFxVWwcqC

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Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.