Frank Cassano (@portlandmercury)


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Good Morning, News: Guns and terrorism, disease and bleakness. The only thing salvaging Saturday? A dancing armadillo
RT @dirquez: Portland's home-grown bike share company now belongs to New York real-estate types, according to one report.…
this week, @alisonhallett reviews Dear White People, @suzettesmith on Studio Ghibli, an—OMG KEANU REEVES WITH A PUPPY
@ElinorJoneser @DrunkenGeeBee unfollow
@ElinorJoneser you don't actually want a goat. no one does
@JenicaRosen @wweek ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Mercury editorial board can't endorse a top-two primary system—"Not now. And maybe not ever." Here's why:
Good Morning, News: Should Kitzhaber Trade His Jeans for Prison Stripes? Dennis Richardson Is Wondering.
RT @dirquez: The latest company to pony up against GMO labeling: Sunny D.
We're giving away two tickets to see Patrick Rothfuss and the Doubleclicks at Late Night Action. Goat not included.
RT @mcsweeneys: .@mrbobodenkirk talks to the @portlandmercury ahead of his @Powells event for A LOAD OF HOOEY
RT @TrueParentMag: New article: "The Joy of Cargo Bikes" by @amysue who makes biking a family affair!
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Dear Portland drivers: Remember, rain is your home... just like Aquaman's home is the ocean. Don't swim or drive crazy!
RT @WhiteOwlSocial: Today's the DAY! Come SHRED a pumpkin! Become a LEGEND! DRINK some BOOZE! Contest Starts at 6pm! @portlandmercury http:…
Jimmy Buffett made a lot of middle-aged white people very happy at the Moda Center on Tuesday night. Our live review!
Good Morning, News: There's Sewage in the River Again. And More Cylvia Hayes Scandalization.
behold the trailer for Avengers 2, which we have masterfully deduced is a movie about Thor learning ballet
RT @theriaultpdx: Shrugging Off Widespread Community Concerns, #PDX Council Pushes Forward with @PortlandsPolice Reform Appeal…
RT @dirquez: Shoddy bridges, leaking fuel tanks, and other frightening (and REAL!) Halloween tales from Portland employees:…

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