Frank Cassano (@portlandmercury)

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Good Morning, News: Someone Tell Florida to Stop Giving Bill Cosby Standing Ovations http://t.co/FUzpfgM4Ea
Airline says PDX owes them $40,000 for poop-flavored water. And you thought $50 for bags was outrageous. http://t.co/RH7yhfE5AQ
Some sweet-ass eye candy from the Justin Timberlake show. Hubba hubba. AWOOGA. Wha? We're a dignified news source. http://t.co/I5SiEjXXGw
This week's film reviews: Katniss kicking ass (kinda), the love life of Stephen Hawking, and all that jazz. http://t.co/221WH3Du9f
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: To the person who suggested I add Fritos to my glass of V8 juice: I hereby award you the NOBEL PRIZE FOR BEST IDEA EVE…
RT @alex_falcone: I took my rants about Serial to the Portland Mercury. HE DID IT! http://t.co/Fbh2aggZv7
Win tix to see Back Fence PDX tonight at the Hollywood, with true stories about sex, lies, and social media! http://t.co/NteqnikD96
Good Morning, News! Someone did something about immigration! A (likely incendiary) Ferguson verdict may come today. http://t.co/gTyMdSvnla
RT @theriaultpdx: It's all over at the #pdxstreettax hearing. No council Qs—because they all had other places to be. READ IT ALL HERE. htt…
RT @theriaultpdx: Again, more than 70% of the general fund goes to police/firefighters/parks. Scraps for the rest, including @PBOTInfo. htt…
RT @theriaultpdx: Romain, asked if he'd cut cops/fire/parks first, called "BS": "That's like 'When did you stop beating your wife?'" http:/…
RT @dirquez: Cops say they rarely hand out low-level tickets for pot. That's not the case. http://t.co/qbhXXhmNrP
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Look for me in the front row of tonight's @jtimberlake concert! (I'll be the one screaming for old Mickey Mouse Club s…
RT @meganireneb: Just one of many compelling reasons the #NationalBookAwards are dead to me: http://t.co/0MAR48QEi3
RT @theriaultpdx: Regular Oregonians "are willing to pay fair share. As long as wealthy Oregonians are willing to pay fair share." http://t…
RT @theriaultpdx: .@AmandaFritzRN: "I don't want to be person talking to family member who's bereft because we didn't do safety work." http…
RT @theriaultpdx: The Street Fee Live Blog! The Street Fee Live Blog! EEEeeeeeeEEEEEE! http://t.co/nSg10w0E14
RT @theriaultpdx: The Street Fee Live Blog! The Street Fee Live Blog! EEEeeeeeeEEEEEE! http://t.co/yi28d1Jyoc
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Look, I don't judge you for your Game of Thrones nonsense... so don't judge ME for my behavior at the @jtimberlake con…
Hold onto your niblets--looks like we might get a recount on the GMO measure. http://t.co/agCmenB4HE

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Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.