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RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Sorry for breaking up Beyonce & Jay Z, guys. But it's not my fault she saw me wearing a crop top and mesh shorts.
RT @CascadiaBrewCup: Thx @portlandmercury for the shout! "The Amateur Soccer Tournament (Now with Beer)" cc: @lompo…
On why #SDCC no longer matters, because nerds run everything.
BREAKING: Check out the best outdoor concert of the summer—Project Pabst w/ Modest Mouse, Tears for Fears and more!
Russia violates arms treaty, NYT puffs up legal pot, and Salt & Straw at the airport? @dirquez w/ Good Morning News!
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Dear makers of "Mockingjay Part One": You'd make more money if you divided the movie up into 16ths.
RT @AP: BREAKING: Judge rules against Clippers owner Donald Sterling, OKs sale of team to ex-Microsoft CEO.
Call us crazy, but maybe the point of these "open carry" gun owners is to gain power through fear.
Portland's beloved Smallwares joins #PDXBurgerWeek and hence? Your Burger Porn of the Day!
RT @endhits: Former Portland musician Kasey Anderson has been sentenced to nearly four years in prison for fraud:
Portland designs fanciest bike in the universe... or at least one of the fanciest? @dirquez has the story.
North Korea threatens to nuke the White House. HAHAHA! Good one, North Korea! @WmSteveHumphrey w/ Good Morning News.
Wake up, sleepy head! Registration for @TheBigFloat starts at noon, and things get really wet at 1 pm!
RT @theriaultpdx: KBOO Interviews Denis Theriault of @portlandmercury on the Old Town Redevelopment Plan | KBOO via …
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Guys! I'm filling in as special guest tonight on at the Coho (7:30 pm). Come watch me be specia…
The new Walking Dead season 5 trailer is JUICY (in addition to the squashed zombie skulls)!
Tonight! Don't miss the unveiling of the MOST MYSTERIOUS BIKES IN THE WORLD.
Win tickets to see Portland's own Genders at the Doug Fir on August 1!
"The Problem with Project Runway" (You know, other than forcing designers to make dresses out of garbage.)
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: . @KGWNews Just because one bazooka owner leaves theirs lying around, don't blame the rest of us law-abiding bazooka o…

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Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.