Frank Cassano (@portlandmercury)


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BREAKING OLD PERSON NEWS: "David Crosby Doesn't Like Neil Young's New Girlfriend."
RT @TenderLovingEmp: Some good stuff in the @portlandmercury Soundcloud rundown today:
Get the latest happs from the TBA Fest with the Merc's TBA Blog!
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: G-damn it! Apple put a U2 album on my phone! And random songs by Kelly Clarkson?! And Smashmouth!?! (Oh, wait... those…
If you don't want to learn how to make the perfect French tart... then I just don't know what to do with you.
Senators discuss ISIS, violent footballers, and Nintendo Fruit Snacks Rap! It's @dirquez with Good Morning News!
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: I'm surprised there isn't a new incarnation of the Spice Girls—just so they could introduce "Pumpkin Spice."
Has Portland's police learned from Ferguson? Taser incident followed by reports, 911 calls, and video.
Get smart about sex w/ @qcenter "Sexual Health Series" including lectures on the "War on Sex" & "Ethical Sluthood."
Welcome to tonight's nightmare: A Miss America ventriloquist act.
Homophobes take their fight overseas, and Kanye West is an a-hole AGAIN. It's @WmSteveHumphrey w/ Good Morning News!
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: I saw an actual phone booth on the street today and was tempted to use it! Then I saw the receiver. :(
The smartest thing you'll read about Katy Perry today.
Pot supporters go after the young vote & Obama's plan to fight ISIS is... urr... complicated. It's Good Morning News!
Casey Maxwell, owner of the late, great Matador, tells @portlandmercury the real reason his bar closed.
The new Street Fee proposal is here... cue civic outrage!!!
Meet the Mercury's new Arts Editor, @meganireneb! She likes Game of Thrones, guys... so everything's cool.
Farewell, dear Matador! RIP to one of our fave PDX dive bars.
RT @dirquez: Damn It. There Goes the Matador.
RT @theriaultpdx: The city's just announced its three police reform monitor finalists. The @portlandmercury first had the scoop Friday. htt…

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Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.