Frank Cassano (@portlandmercury)

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When making this week's important film decisions, consider these Very Important Things about Fast & Furious 6: http://t.co/dMAtF1PiHn
This week's must read, featuring our heroine, Gangstabitch: http://t.co/G0ZOzCGhNe
You look like someone who loves POST-JAZZ ENSEMBLES! Win tickets to Blue Cranes! Get some of that sweet post-jazz! http://t.co/sFGSp3ihIx
Mercury News Editor @theriaultpdx: Portland's fluoride fears "drawing bemused headshaking from around the country." http://t.co/KvOJSDCG7X
REMINDER: Ballots are due TOMORROW. Don't fuck this one up, Portland. http://t.co/Iz5fkiPlUo
GOOD GOD. A Savage Love question that makes Dan Savage promise to "boil my laptop after answering this one." http://t.co/bFhGXbXbi5
This week's Mercury Film section: From 'Star Trek' to 'City Baby' to a Queer Documentary Fest, we've got it covered. http://t.co/8CHo55vgQo
@KegenJaiden please accept our apologies http://t.co/PQQC0xVckP
Whoo! We're giving away tickets to see Sugar Ray! WHOOOO—wait. No. Sorry, that's incorrect. Tickets to see Sigur Rós. http://t.co/xxBWgk9JEx
In which trusty ol' @nedlann tells you about the upcoming XRAY Fest—featuring DJ sets, live shows, films, and more: http://t.co/T5rdzYhEwr
Aw, poor baby's "too tired" to go to the Open Season fashion show? @MJSkinner800 has two words for you: "Fuck tired!" http://t.co/5tPplliMzT
Traffic Officer Mark James of the Portland Police Bureau knows exactly what is up. http://t.co/0gi5Dwo9BM
We've got something no other Portland newspaper has... a review of Star Trek Into Darkness! BY A BRITISH GENTLEMAN! http://t.co/o4XafcsdAe
@EricDSnider Also, no offense to "junior varsities."
@EricDSnider WHOOOOPS! Thanks for bringing that to our attention, Eric! That was a junior varsity move, and we are rightly shamed. Fixed!
This week's paper is full of nice faces! Take a look for yourself. @ The Portland Mercury http://t.co/pjm4f8Wlyh
This week on Savage Lovecast: Open relationships gone wrong. Plus! Vibrator Addiction Syndrome—are you at risk?? http://t.co/QRn85jraFP
The Mercury's Open Season fashion show series rolls on: Tonight, two hot designers and drink specials at Produce Row http://t.co/VfmlDY1VXU

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Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.