Frank Cassano (@portlandmercury)

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RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Sorry for breaking up Beyonce & Jay Z, guys. But it's not my fault she saw me wearing a crop top and mesh shorts.
RT @CascadiaBrewCup: Thx @portlandmercury for the shout! "The Amateur Soccer Tournament (Now with Beer) http://t.co/Fc3g95p6tq" cc: @lompo…
On why #SDCC no longer matters, because nerds run everything. http://t.co/DruXksXzeq
BREAKING: Check out the best outdoor concert of the summer—Project Pabst w/ Modest Mouse, Tears for Fears and more! http://t.co/x7O8373h2u
Russia violates arms treaty, NYT puffs up legal pot, and Salt & Straw at the airport? @dirquez w/ Good Morning News! http://t.co/bHL7yS1N4h
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Dear makers of "Mockingjay Part One": You'd make more money if you divided the movie up into 16ths.
RT @AP: BREAKING: Judge rules against Clippers owner Donald Sterling, OKs sale of team to ex-Microsoft CEO.
Call us crazy, but maybe the point of these "open carry" gun owners is to gain power through fear. http://t.co/jgBVe2MjSp
Portland's beloved Smallwares joins #PDXBurgerWeek and hence? Your Burger Porn of the Day! http://t.co/uA0Sl3GsUF http://t.co/UVAsCphY7y
RT @endhits: Former Portland musician Kasey Anderson has been sentenced to nearly four years in prison for fraud: http://t.co/qMwFddChDK
Portland designs fanciest bike in the universe... or at least one of the fanciest? @dirquez has the story. http://t.co/sC5DWoVPmE
North Korea threatens to nuke the White House. HAHAHA! Good one, North Korea! @WmSteveHumphrey w/ Good Morning News. http://t.co/P0iKPnLpYm
Wake up, sleepy head! Registration for @TheBigFloat starts at noon, and things get really wet at 1 pm!
RT @theriaultpdx: KBOO Interviews Denis Theriault of @portlandmercury on the Old Town Redevelopment Plan | KBOO http://t.co/Xp4N6St0oD via …
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Guys! I'm filling in as special guest tonight on http://t.co/m01MVnGq5Z at the Coho (7:30 pm). Come watch me be specia…
The new Walking Dead season 5 trailer is JUICY (in addition to the squashed zombie skulls)! http://t.co/rbWVqtsOSf
Tonight! Don't miss the unveiling of the MOST MYSTERIOUS BIKES IN THE WORLD. http://t.co/DFR1NROhTg
Win tickets to see Portland's own Genders at the Doug Fir on August 1! http://t.co/QvdvF022A1
"The Problem with Project Runway" (You know, other than forcing designers to make dresses out of garbage.) http://t.co/IobkrjeSPS
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: . @KGWNews Just because one bazooka owner leaves theirs lying around, don't blame the rest of us law-abiding bazooka o…

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Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.