Frank Cassano (@portlandmercury)


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RT @shelby_king: $15 Minimum Wage Advocates Submit First Round Of Signatures
Weed is legal in Oregon tomorrow!! Unless you're on college campuses. (Sad trombone.)
RT @adamewood: Beer at @BurgervilleUSA, y'all! Via @yaeger and @portlandmercury
We don't want to say Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were doomed from the start, but....
$15 minimum wage measure off to a good start with 2,000 signatures in hand and a year to go!
Phil Knight stepping down from Nike; Mercury uses terrible photo so he won't sue us.
.@lyft is offering a $20 credit for first time customers to help you celebrate legal #orpot! Use promo code ITSLEGAL
RT @TrueParentMag: Coming tomorrow: The newest issue of True Parent. Brace yourselves.
THEATER: The 2015 #Drammy Awards are in! Hope you like #musicals!
RT @StumptownFooty: The Portland Thorns Will Be Televised; Deal Reached with FOX Sports #BAONPDX…
RT @strangerslog: Nude roller skater saves a Pride flag from Christian bigots during Portland's naked bike ride. htt…
#Burgerville's SE Hawthorne location will soon serve beer. YES.
Nude roller skater steals #Pride flag from homophobes; is now #Portland’s hero forever.
Celebrate #legal #weed at the state capitol! #orpot
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Portland's nude roller skater steals Pride flag from homophobes; is now my hero forever.
Naked bike ride drama; nude roller skater vs. homophobes. @PdxWnbr #wnbr #portland #pride
Good Morning, News: Medical pot is everywhere, minimum wage talks Are dead, and Portland's a tinder box.
RT @erik_henriksen: actual, Paramount-approved image from Terminator: The Title Is Too Stupid to Type is... beautiful? yes. beautiful http:…
UPDATED: Police say man killed Sunday night #inPortland brandished a “starter pistol.”

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Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.