Frank Cassano (@portlandmercury)

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Good Morning, News: Guns and terrorism, disease and bleakness. The only thing salvaging Saturday? A dancing armadillo http://t.co/PtRfe7JSJi
RT @dirquez: Portland's home-grown bike share company now belongs to New York real-estate types, according to one report. http://t.co/ix4Ew…
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this week, @alisonhallett reviews Dear White People, @suzettesmith on Studio Ghibli, an—OMG KEANU REEVES WITH A PUPPY http://t.co/TJcjzM4HLC
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@ElinorJoneser you don't actually want a goat. no one does
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The Mercury editorial board can't endorse a top-two primary system—"Not now. And maybe not ever." Here's why: http://t.co/aldk7bBIv6
Good Morning, News: Should Kitzhaber Trade His Jeans for Prison Stripes? Dennis Richardson Is Wondering. http://t.co/oWY6rvzoal
RT @dirquez: The latest company to pony up against GMO labeling: Sunny D. http://t.co/CpFozq5j5b
We're giving away two tickets to see Patrick Rothfuss and the Doubleclicks at Late Night Action. Goat not included. http://t.co/pC0iixtKiB
RT @mcsweeneys: .@mrbobodenkirk talks to the @portlandmercury ahead of his @Powells event for A LOAD OF HOOEY http://t.co/jvOYmvPW2D
RT @TrueParentMag: New article: "The Joy of Cargo Bikes" by @amysue who makes biking a family affair! http://t.co/5KjNk8cyoN
RT @WmSteveHumphrey: Dear Portland drivers: Remember, rain is your home... just like Aquaman's home is the ocean. Don't swim or drive crazy!
RT @WhiteOwlSocial: Today's the DAY! Come SHRED a pumpkin! Become a LEGEND! DRINK some BOOZE! Contest Starts at 6pm! @portlandmercury http:…
Jimmy Buffett made a lot of middle-aged white people very happy at the Moda Center on Tuesday night. Our live review! http://t.co/s5RMyBgloY
Good Morning, News: There's Sewage in the River Again. And More Cylvia Hayes Scandalization. http://t.co/4mNgxVfh5l
behold the trailer for Avengers 2, which we have masterfully deduced is a movie about Thor learning ballet http://t.co/7aAvyBYDs0
RT @theriaultpdx: Shrugging Off Widespread Community Concerns, #PDX Council Pushes Forward with @PortlandsPolice Reform Appeal http://t.co/…
RT @dirquez: Shoddy bridges, leaking fuel tanks, and other frightening (and REAL!) Halloween tales from Portland employees: http://t.co/vqN…

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Author of the Portland Mercury's Imbecile Parade, you imbecile.