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fonsecaland (@fonsecaland)
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I bet the dude that invented toast just burnt the bread and didn't want to tell anyone. http://t.co/Yr1YnRj5
http://t.co/x9ZHuGNr One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.
http://t.co/EBRVjLvd Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies.
http://t.co/spRo1vrl I always feel bad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?
http://t.co/Irdj8GHI I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice.
People with egg avatars are the extras having silent conversations that no one pays attention to. http://t.co/96ucWQQf
http://t.co/4vLbleHf Whoever put the 'b' in subtle was a clever bastard.
needs to stop keeping the cocaine next to the coffee creamer. I screwed up again. drinking a cup now and it has that weird milky taste. htt
http://t.co/96ucWQQf Midnight Mass is my codename for the weight gain induced by eating three dozen cookies.
"I need a lady in a sheet who is not permitted out in the streets." -Taliban man looking for love http://t.co/jSMqgHxU
The package of this pie is labeled "Apple" http://t.co/yPQZzY1a
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