Bob Tzu (@duhism)

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I'm working on a new invention: it's a spray that eliminates the smell of room deodorizer. http://t.co/ke7uGN8qmC
@MAPIcom The 600+ posts *are* the manuscript (plus some of the history and other Duhism Wisdumb)
@MAPIcom Haven't found someone who want's to publish the profounditudenessity of the Faux-losophy of Duhism yet
My Higher Self has the munchies http://t.co/ke7uGN8qmC
@Azguyphx Remember, if you get any value out of Duhism, then you've definitely misunderstood it. ;-)
Do New Age pirates wear third-eye patches?
Just tried my first book on tape. Didn't like it. Maybe I shouldn't have picked "Advanced Probability and Analytical Statistics"
Every day, in every way, I get more and more redundant.
Everything always comes to you at the perfect time: when you're in the bathroom with your pants around your ankles.
Remember, today is the day to shake your bootie while wearing adult diapers! It's In-Depends-Dance Day!
I don't mind getting older. After all 50 is the new 49 1/2.
In the middle of the night, I'm taken over by the holy spirit. I sleep in tongues. http://t.co/46iFr2ou
@joytoyu I get comma toes when my feet need a short rest
@LunaJune It's a bit black and blue
@joytoyu I'm currently in upward-facing coma
I'm recovering from a bad yoga injury. I sprained a chakra.
I can't get anything done since I hired an impersonal assistant.
Generalizations are always wrong. http://t.co/46iFr2ou
Zen kids on a family trip: "Daddy, are we here yet? Are we here yet? Are we here yet?"
I stopped my spiritual practice when I found out there is no spiritual Olympics.

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Duhism - The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu, the long-lost American cousin of Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu
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