EmilyOsment (@EmilyOsment)

872,623 Followers

97 Friends

Cleaned up some dog vomit with only only rubber kitchen glove this morning. Living on the edge. Gonna be a good one today.
@bryansafi was that you falling down?? https://t.co/xN7fxSEsQy
RT @Bill_Nye_Tho: your wcw thinks tectonic plates are dishwasher safe
These goggles keep you from crying when you chop onions, but now he just wears them all the them for any vegetable… https://t.co/Yy8SHkQiYp
I CAN'T HANDLE THE ANTICIPATION
Is the Blade Runner sequel out yet?
it's a damn good week when you get to see @WelcomeToHeidi three days in a row 😇
it is a TV show https://t.co/Gc1iMLFTPj
@KatieAnnDuffy DOOOOOOPE
this could have easily been a text from @kymwhitley but she won't text me back to make PLANS about DINNER. KYM!! https://t.co/6bUtCGfSU8
in case you didn't know https://t.co/DsbaS5DJt1
@HaleyJoelOsment CODYYYYYYUY
RT @pattonoswalt: Oh MAN this young hippie chick was just hitting on me at Whole Foods but I could tell she was just looking for a Stevia D…
@KatieAnnDuffy yes! because my boyfriend wants one!! hahaha
oh my god https://t.co/V1q5BVIRSe
your life expectancy just dwindled before my eyes https://t.co/1iTyLfx62Y
Just saw a girl sneeze while standing in rollerblades and she almost fell into the street. Reason number four billion why not to rollerblade

Vote for EmilyOsment

Vote up EmilyOsment to be on the Twibs.com homepage.
Tell your followers »

About EmilyOsment

Os-MENT: A haphazardly small blonde person. Unfortunately unrelated to the successful American singing barbershop family with the similar sounding last name.
Tagged:

EmilyOsment Relates To: