ChefReinvented (Becky Selengut) is a Business on Twitter - Tweets

I fear that eating chia seeds will lead to a ch-ch-ch-chia-pet growing out of my colon. Just me?

6 days ago

@SarahRLund wow! that was from a long time ago!

@RebekahDenn @FreshPickedSEA @Matt_Denn mighty indeed!

@FreshPickedSEA ha! was a commentary on how tiny the state is because clearly I know nothing more about Delaware.

@HungrySeattle @CoffeeFansclub cool, thanks Gregory!

So exciting that the 3 committed gay couples in Delaware can now get married! #delaware #gays #marriage

I keep slathering on coconut lip stuff in a desperate attempt to bring Hawaii back to my face.

3 weeks ago

@MCfishmonger hey Southern Bro --- unfortunately not going this year! have fun and have a drink for me. ;)

4 weeks ago

Our Senate is a disgraceful bunch of do nothing assbags.

@AlexCarnegie apparently yes. Important to follow the recipe PRECISELY. thank you for your contribution.

Copy editing is important. Not sure my students will appreciate that recipe direction for "I tablespoon of chopped Italian"

@MarriedWDinner I should add that I said this to a cooking class the other day. It sounded totally okay in my head.

It turns out that saying "I like to hit Dicks only when I'm drunk" is widely misunderstood if you don't live in Seattle.

@mchangfuller @maonoseattle loved it! looking forward to the 2 spam musubi I couldn't finish as a midnight snack. ;)

@picklepocket such a bitter gay.

My grandmother just said this, "You know those things people eat sushi with, breadsticks? What are they called?"

@rakeandmake thanks for the nice write-up! (you're right, btw, if there's a next edition, I'll rewrite to fry the oysters first.)

@Proeat I beg to differ. I might feel differently, though, in an hour.

dinner tonight: red wine and thin mints.